hate:

i’m like 102% tired

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punacceptable:

*grabs my own ass* nice

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bunnyhoodlum:

i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes

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kawaiians:

if i were a caterpillar i would probably emerge from my cocoon as another slightly fatter caterpillar

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taxicar:

choking on a food you love is the ultimate betrayal 

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big foot:  im real
ppl:  we thought u were a myth
big foot:  u were myth-taken
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stabs:

it’s kind of weird knowing that when you sleep, you’re just looking at your eyelids but somewhere in your brain, you are able to produce dreams as if you’re still awake.  

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gotthatsouthernhospitality:

awwww-cute:

A baby elephant sat on my friend

his face is perfect for a life alert comercial.

gotthatsouthernhospitality:

awwww-cute:

A baby elephant sat on my friend

his face is perfect for a life alert comercial.

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

girlfriend: why you late?

boyfriend: i helped an old lady carry some bags down the stairs…

girlfriend: kudus to you for being a samaritan, but why you need to help her?

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